Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Jackass parking

Last Sunday, I went to go to work and discovered that some bozo had parked right in front of my driveway. I had to drive onto the church lawn to get out! Well, okay, it was the Manse for the church. But still...should not happen!
Above you can clearly see the sign which says no parking. Universally ignored by the churchgoers.

And to make matters worse, the son of a gun only needed to move his car ten feet forward to unblock my driveway!

Maybe I should soap his windshield.

The alternative I suppose would have been to interrupt mass to get him to move. A last choice indeed!


Middle Child said...

A little let down tyre occasionally wouldn't go astray - it could be called the will of God - ministered by one of his favourite angels.

Derbecker said...

Print a photo of his license plate, and put it on his windshield with a polite note saying that next time, you'll tow. He'll know that you know where to find him, and he'll have a lovely photo of his license plate.

oregoncelticlady said...

I vote for interrupting mass!!!!!!! ahahahahhahah! That would be priceless!!!