Jackass parking

Last Sunday, I went to go to work and discovered that some bozo had parked right in front of my driveway. I had to drive onto the church lawn to get out! Well, okay, it was the Manse for the church. But still...should not happen!
Above you can clearly see the sign which says no parking. Universally ignored by the churchgoers.

And to make matters worse, the son of a gun only needed to move his car ten feet forward to unblock my driveway!

Maybe I should soap his windshield.

The alternative I suppose would have been to interrupt mass to get him to move. A last choice indeed!

Vandals hammer Stonehenge.

Suspected souvenir hunters broke into Stonehenge and vandalised the ancient monument, English Heritage has said.
A hammer and screwdriver were used to take a small chip the size of a 10p piece from the side of the Heel Stone.
English Heritage said further damage was prevented by security guards who spotted the two men at the 5,000-year-old site in Wiltshire.
Police believe the vandals could be the same two people caught on CCTV acting suspiciously a few days earlier.

More information here...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/7414491.stm