Apparently the female students at Bryn Mawr College in Philadelphia have taken to putting a couple of handfulls of flour in condoms...and they squeeze them as a sort of stress relief toy during exams and I presume while waiting for pregnancy tests to come back. Okay....this may not be unexampled...however, she had a couple of them in her purse as she attempted to board a plane. "Aha!" said the arresting officer, "cocaine filled condoms!".
An understandable error...after all, drug dealers move coke in condoms all the time right? Well, yeah....INSIDE the poor mule, and you would expect the error would be discovered when they did the test, or so you would assume right? Nosirree Bob! The flour tested positive for cocaine! So the field tests showed that they contained opium and coke! (Sure they did! We all believe you Officer Twit!)
Well,it took a hundred and eighty grand to make it all go away.....
So go on over to the full story and shake your head! What we have here is either tunnel vision on the part of the arresting officer (gee, that never happens, does it Mr. Donald Marshall?) or a contaminated opiate test kit, or some idiot doesn't know what the titration colours mean.
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An Angel Visits You
Is this TWIT?
Hello Angel, good to see you. I don't ALWAYS rant like this, but this just seemed to justify it!
Ya know, they actually sell these handy little stress ball things...
Imagine how embarrassed the poor girl is. Almost as bad as the lady who grounded an American Airlines flight when she lit a match to cover up her fart.
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