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Tuesdays. I hates Tuesdays

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you

of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they>moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before

an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and

prevents conception.

DUMBEROL

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in

enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the

urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such

lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,

duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to

share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same

irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can

handle it.>>>

Nearly finished

Here are some raw photos of parts of the swords we saw a few days ago. They have been sanded, filed, shaped, warped, twisted, and generally corrected. They came back from the Nickel platers, shiny as mirrors, and my job then was to gild them.

Not too shabby. We'll see how they turn out. Assembly day today!

More random armour

random in stock armour part 1